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[Luminara]

zhomuhghawd!!!

jmtb02 > ALLL
one of your best games!
hats off to the... chef? lol

[Shape Shooter 2]

I must say

that looks suprizingly like somthing Jmtb02 would have done (or has done) such as LUMINARA.
so what I did was after about 8 seconds of playing it, I decided to go and see if it was incredably similar to LUMINARA
and then when I played LUMINARA it was much the same as LUMINARA.
so I thaught to myself, this guy! what a guy! he has redesigned an engine simmilar to LUMINARA! what a guy!. and then I remembered the first fame of the game was over filtered! and I thaught when Iwent through my "put a filter on EVERYHING" stage and i got qritiqued apon it, I thaught their is no way that sombody with such a skill set could possably make somthing so simmilar to LUMINARA.

so now because its not so certain that you will read this revew, I am going to send you and email to folow these instructions
Please send me a pm back
please include in this PM why you are good enough for me not to speek with the athorities of newgrounds
also I AM about to send a pm to Jmtb02 alerting him of your foolishness

[Ball Revamped :: Duo]

happy jmtb02 day!

I must ask though. did John aprove the making of that? I asked permission, and he said yes, but i think your supose to ask first.
their was a few minor errors in your engin that made the games feel a bit off, but over all good job. the game looked extreemly polished and dispite it dident keep my interest ti'lll the end of the game (of witch im asuming there is a final boss fight) decent job.

AsianSpark responds:

Aske'd. Got the permission.

[Impossible Quiz THE Pt. 1]

well...

it wasent bad. it just wasent good.

you need to put more effert into things like this. the sound efects were nowere to be found (thats what makes the imposable quiz so sweet!) the questions were a bit lame. whenever you lost you have a 2 minute wate time for your little intro (wasent bad either, but also wasent good).

[Dark Cut²]

holy shit!

have my children

[MADNESS????!?]

holy firken shiza

wow. talk about slaping a game togeather in 5 minutes.

1. your guy blinked when you moved
2. no preloader
3. no instructions
4. no main menu (not necicary but it is a good thing)
5. using the rainbo gradient is not cool. unles your making something psycadelic/drug related.
6. profanities??? wtf?
7. water droplets??? wtf?

the only thing that you acualy did good was draw the madness guy. but thats not exactly hard! i bet you even used a simple script. start by fixing all that. you could probably do that by midnight.

[archer]

well

its a half decent engine, but their are some magor bugs in it. first of those graphics are just pathetic. it looks like your little sister aged 1 drew them. it had good spawning. now what you need to do is make the animations for these things. and add a power bar, for the arrows. and an up and down for shooting. make it more like bow master... and for the love of god, lose the warcraft music. your game is not worthy

egg82 responds:

lol. Better graphics. Got it.

[Ball Revamped 5: Synergy]

oh my fucking god

the best thing on newgrounds. i hayl you and tasty lamp as the gratist of gods!!!

[Biblenaire]

oh my fucking god

no randomitivity, which is the one thing that your good at.
the lifelines dont work, even though in the situation your in it is truly incredably simple
the questions are virtualy imposable past question 3 for sombody who doesent regularly atend church or for that matter even belive in god (which i dont). and then to pull of this score? how the fuck do you do it. you must be jesus.

nabibrian responds:

I am working on a version that has over a thousand questions to be used.

If you would have read the authors's comments you would have found the reason why the lifelines were inactive.

In your words you: "don't believe in God!" OK! Now, the reason you felt the need to infom me of this was why? Again, READ THE AUTHORS COMMENTS!

I myself was suprised at the score this game received as well.

I am NOT Jesus. But I like cheeses! :P

[Those darn bugs!]

wow

wow you must be realy good lookin to have so many friends to five this.

graphics = failure
random = hardly, and if so, it was the exact same thing over and over again

you progress way to fast. you couldent take the time to use somthing besides a radial gradient on everithing c'ept the bugs and the back round. jesus. you must be like jesus or somthing.

nabibrian responds:

Good looking. Thanks!

I have not enticed anyone to 5 any of my flash submissions.

I am NOT Jesus but I like cheeses :P