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congradufuckinlations

you have made a pointless flash movie. give a round of aplause. besides most websites have one of these anywase, and it doesent just come out jiberish. a password is somthing that should be personly made up, so that its memorable. for instance my password forprety much everything is *large truck honks horn* and it stickes. i remember it. the graphics were faily poor. the script must have taken some time using a lot of random, but random doesent make a flash. you dident even have a preloader. sory, its just not that good.

2/10

good tut

that was a good tut filled with some fairly advanced actionscript. even though i wasent all that fond of your ww game (probly cause it beet mine, lol) it did teach about some sweet things. good job!

smokinjoeevil responds:

Thanks... I think.

HAHA suck it patches-the-pirate

3540, now comence whith the sucking

stickey in some places but:

ok, decent game... but first? i hope they make some serious modifications on that cause my arm hearts like a bitch.... im thinking law suit... hehehe im suing you for 4000 smackers because your game broke my arm.... hehehe.

things to improve apon:
ok this is a game for little kids, is that realy who your targeting that at? just cause you have the theme of vegtables doesent mean its a kids game. that was a bitch for me, and im in gread 9. sory buti just cant justify that being a first place.
i never acualy got hit in the game but im asuming there is a death function. i did get close a few times tho. were im going with this is a kindergardener has no chance of seeing the punchline at the end. another reason why i cant see this wining.

things done well:
wow. that was a fantastic gun system. absolutly excelent... despite it was shooting vegitables. XD
excelent drawings and showmanship throughout (except the main menu. if you can make a game like that you could have put a little more effort in the main menu)
great randomitivity with the spawning and what not.

over all:
good game, however it needs some improvement. 7/10

WarpZone responds:

Heh. Sorry your arm hurts. :P I provided a pause button, though, that's what it's there for.

I've had people tell me that stage 1 is too easy, stage 6 is too hard, the whole game is too easy to be any fun, the whole game is too hard for children to beat, etc. etc.

The thing you have to keep in mind is, the game is for kids aged 5-12. That doesn't mean a 5 year old should be able to sit down and beat the game on his first try, the way you did. It also doesn't mean a 12 year old should find it almost impossible to beat and get hours of replay value out of trying to find a way to somehow conqure the last boss. It means 5 year olds should be able to play for a little while before the game ends, and 12 year olds should be able to beat the game, with maybe a little effort.

Now, there are factors that are beyond my control here that can make the game more challenging. What type of mouse interface you have. How old you are. How experienced of a gamer you are. The faster you feed wiggis, the faster new ones spawn, so in theory if you're a twitch gamer, you might wear yourself out in the early stages and end up with a tired hand by the time you gte to stage 6. I can't help it if that's the way you ended up playing. I did it this way so that a kid with good reflexes would always have something to shoot at, while a kid with poor reflexes could take his time working on one target at a time.

Your suggestions are all good ones, and you're not the first person to suggest them. Unfortunately, I only had 10 days to work on this. Towards the end, I was running out of time, and I implemented the stuff I could, with the most important gameplay features taking priority over stuff that would just be "nice to have" or stuff that I knew would take several days to develop. (Days which I didn't have, by that point.)

I'm glad you found it decent, though. I kinda think that's why it won. Not because everyone who played it thought it was perfect, but because no one who played it got frustrated, confused, or bored. In other words, it won because nobody hated it.

XD that was godly

the only thing is you cant save it. and the graphics were a bit under quality. do that and you'l get yourself an excelent score!

lol

those stranger parts were prety lame. but its a decent game none the less good job

wow

that was definatly score based! and sucking up enough on the quiz? and i was promised being able to print my wiggy!... not that i realy care.

ok what you did good:
-quite honestly those were prety decent graphics.
-although it doesent quite meat all requirenmints, it is a half decent game
-3 things to do, which gives a time consumer (for all 10 minutes)
-the maze was very smothe
-the quize was rather easy(good for kids)
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things not done good:
-first off the maze was far to simple
-the maze was not cheet profed (eg click/drag&right click)
-the dressup was realy lame
-i found no printing functionality whatsoever

over all, it wasent bad, it just wasent good.

Saint-Anarchy responds:

Cheers for your opinion and thanks for the comments. There was going to be a print button, but the Action Script went all lame (nothing new there). Also, i left out stopping cheating on the maze because i doubted that younger kids would realise. Anyway thanks for the review.

i dont buy it for one second

however it does the job! the way you explaned those scripts and wrote them your realy combining some super basic actions with some more advanced ones. but hey it gets the job done for the noobs.

wow

make a lvl designer to woo ng. doubt that will "woo" the judges

gankro responds:

weird...glitch... oh well the above response is meant for this... and to the above review: Thanks!

wow name theft enough?

even so it was about 30 times better than the roflcopter. that game sucked. but you had a few errors. now i dont know how you did this (not because im stuped but because their are quite a few mthods) but your helecopter was very choppy. increase its mobility. also make an option so you can use the arrow keys as well. over all not to bad but it has been done many times before! sory

alright magicarp, use hiper beam... what the fuck do you mean you dont have hiper beem? just use splash! XD

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